Monday 29 April 2019

The times they are ...oh never mind


Ex CD

The future will no longer be etched in silver and sealed in plastic. It's official - the CD will soon be history. Industry figures are proving that sales of CDs are plummeting faster than an airliner in a volcanic cloud. How do you even play these things anymore? Although it pains me to say it, the next Hopkinsville Goblins release will be online only.


Why the pain? Well I kind of like them. You get a neat little package you can fit on a shelf, with a booklet to flick through and a nice picture disc. Plus you can fit 80 minutes of music on them in pristine, uncompressed digital stereo. Despite all that, they will soon be landfill. Vinyl, on the other hand, is making a come back.

A few LPs
It amazes me that vinyl sales are growing given their limitations. Size, cost, turntable maintenance, vinyl vulnerability (ever left one in the sun?), limited length. Don't get me wrong - I own a few vinyl LPs. A thousand or so at last count, some of which are shown in the photo on the left. But I don't play them that much because they are such high maintenance. And at 45 minutes tops split over two sides it severely restricts your creativity. Hell, my little guys are in full flight after 45 minutes and in no mood to stop.

Another ex CD
So we're moving with the times, getting our ducks in a row, cutting overheads and thinking outside the box. But I'll take heart from previous prophets of doom who said new technology would bring the death of a medium. That's what they said about books when TV arrived. That's what they said about vinyl when CDs arrived. That's what they said about movies when VHS arrived. That's what they said about VHS when DVDs arrived - oh hang on, that was correct. 

Anyway, gotta go. The online platforms are calling, demanding my metadata.

Friday 26 April 2019

Mastodons of Ghastliness


In my down time while I’m polishing off the next Hopkinsville Goblins product, I’ve been plowing through biographies of David Bowie and Iggy Pop. Both of them are rollicking good reads and nicely filled in the back stories of some of the best rock albums ever made, and enhancing (not busting) some of the myths around these guys. Turns out not only are both real gents (within the confines of excessive 70s rock stardom), they are also highly intellectual and interested in something called art.

German expressionism
Now visitors to the pages of this humble blog will be visioning me as some kind of bookworm, but the truth is I don’t read as much as I’d like. Just like I don’t see as many movies as I’d like. And I definitely don’t go to art galleries because they bore me rigid. There are only so many hours in the day aren’t there. So the discovery that two serious rock icons were also into the link between rock and German expressionism (or something) came as a big surprise.

Art has always alienated me. I grew up in a city that had a high profile art community but I never had any desire to sign up to the clique. People got serious when art came up and I couldn’t understand what they were getting fired up about. It was too much like the Masons for me. One can only imagine what the conversations were like in the 70s when the topic of Art Rock came up. Arguing for the merits of Jethro Tull over Van Der Graaf Generator strikes me as being up there with the ultimate wastes of time imaginable, but no doubt people used to do it.

Yes
The Bowie biography helped clarify some of that. Within the confines of Art Rock there were different approaches and different takes on what qualified as art in rock’n’roll, and even where the continuum from art to rock could be drawn. For some it was the overall concept (eg Yes), for others it was the use of sound as an artistic medium (eg Bowie) and this fired up some of the serious discussions alluded to above. In 1972, one observer described King Crimson as “mastodons of ghastliness”, and the arrival of Bowie as crystallising in a vision everything they had felt growing up as an outsider to society. Those kind of extreme reactions were common throughout the book as Bowie moved from one phase to another, trashing what he had just done and changing groups of fans like he did his carefully designed pants.

King Crimson
Little did that Bowie observer know, but in five years Robert Fripp would be supplying the guitar muscle on Bowie’s “Heroes” album, so bagging King Crimson that badly is a tad unfair. Musically there isn’t too much wrong with them. They were more classically influenced than art influenced, and they treated their compositions accordingly. Any ghastliness comes from their lyrics, which frequently rely on fantasy mythology, obtuse poeticism and a gag-inducing interest in underage sex. To be fair, I think a lot of that stemmed from their contempt for the rock biz, rock morality and the rock world in general, and their reaction to that come out in their lyrics as a refusal, rather than a celebration, of it. Robert Fripp was well aware of the irony of being in his position despite it all, and was armoured to deal with the reaction to him as a rock star. As he said, the main difference between rock'n'roll and pop was that with rock, you might get fucked.

Modern Lovers
The same applies to art as well, in spades. I’ve seen art groupies at play. It truly defies logic, as artists are usually among the least sexy people imaginable and often can’t string two sentences together in a conversation on any topic other than themselves. Check out the Modern Lovers “Pablo Picasso” for their dead on take on it.

I think I’ve got a better handle on the whole Art Rock thing now, and I don’t have an opinion either way. It’s a bit like Bowie’s albums – love some of the tracks, don’t get others (but still find them interesting), and skip the rest. It all comes down to what you listen to music for: thrills, intellectual stimulation, artistic wonder, relaxation…whatever you want to get out of it, if it works, who cares what it’s labelled as. Don’t know about art but I know what I like.

Stay tuned for new Hopkinsville Goblins tunes soon. Art or no art, hopefully they will give you a big slice of what you like.

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